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Ass Goes
to Jail in Mexico
The world and its stupidity never cease to amaze me. Now it seems
that a misbehaved donkey went to jail on charges of assault and
battery in Southern Mexico. You can read all about it
here.
Apparently the donkey was kicking and biting people, and when it was
finally released from its confinement, its owners were fined the
equivalent of $18 USD. |
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There are multiple problems with this scenario.
First, obviously it’s cruel to send animals to jail as they do not
have a cognitive understanding of the laws of whatever place they
live. Also, the donkey probably did not even realize it was being
punished, but assumed that it was just going through life as it has
always done. I certainly understand that people are sometimes cruel
to animals, but while reprehensible, I can forgive this cruelty if
the animals don’t even realize the meanness being inflicted upon
them.
The main problem I have with a donkey going to
jail is that the very fact that it’s a donkey means that it’s
supposed to act like an ass. But apparently in the United States,
there is no law against acting like an ass, whether you’re a donkey
or a human.
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So when Britney Spears wants to act like an ass
and throw a temper tantrum when it’s time for her kids to go home,
no one was interested in throwing her in jail. When George W. Bush
invaded Iraq, a lot of people that this was ass-like behavior; but
again, where is Mr. Bush? Sipping tea in the White House - not in
jail. And what about the mean-spirited government officials in Burma
that just yesterday starting removing people from their refugee
centers and sending them back to their devastated villages with no
food, shelter, or medicine? They’re not in jail.
So I think we can safely conclude it’s not good
to act like an ass, but if you’re going to do it, better to act like
an ass outside of Mexico. |
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